The Vending Machine

bobL · October 15, 2006, 10:26am

You get a slap.

[color=PaleTurquoise][INDENT][SIZE=“1”][FONT=“Courier New”]I’ve already lost millions of keys multiple times. :([/FONT][/SIZE][/INDENT][/color]

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_Wiz · October 15, 2006, 4:02pm

You get 404 errors. That’s a lot of errors. http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/quips.cgi?action=show

I can give you keys illegitimately if you give me your password. But you can also give yourself keys illegitimately without giving anyone your password.

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The_Zeroorez · October 15, 2006, 5:31pm

We know how to cheat, and we’re trying to stop cheaters.

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_Wiz · October 15, 2006, 6:09pm

Your coin does not go through, for my coin is still inside.

The_Zeroorez · October 15, 2006, 6:56pm

Ehhhrrr… If your coin is stuck inside, how could ‘we stop cheaters’ then? Free?

_Wiz · October 15, 2006, 7:16pm

I didn’t get anything. You can give me a “cheater-stopping program”, though.

X-Kal · October 15, 2006, 8:08pm

You get bobL’s keys.

You all get a whack in the head from X-Kal’s ModStick™

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_Wiz · October 15, 2006, 11:48pm

I wonder at how the vending machine had bobL’s keys, then shrug and give them to the kid next door.

You get 1100 posts.

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X-Kal · October 16, 2006, 3:14am

You get a fortune cookie.

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_Wiz · October 16, 2006, 3:15am

I open the fortune cookie. A bomb was inside.

You get pieces of |Wiz|. Respawn time: 10, 9, 8, 7…

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bobL · October 16, 2006, 3:46am

Respawn freezes due to bug.

You get uninstalled.

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_Wiz · October 16, 2006, 5:10am

Bugs do not uninstall respawns.

You get |Wiz| v. 2

faster spamming speed!
grammar worse!
|/|0r3 n00b1n355!
speleen horibel!
more inane posts!

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bobL · October 16, 2006, 7:30am

But people uninstall buggy programmes because they are a waste of time and space.

You get absolutely nothing.

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X-Kal · October 16, 2006, 8:36am

You get a paid contract for surgically implanting a new spleen into |Wiz|

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(And no, I’m not the one who pays you)

The_Zeroorez · October 16, 2006, 1:11pm

The vending machine now pays X-Kal, so he is able to pay bobL, who can now implant a new spleen into Wiz.

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X-Kal · October 16, 2006, 4:57pm

You get a whole messload of zeros.

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The_Zeroorez · October 16, 2006, 5:41pm

Your bunny gets toasted.

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_Wiz · October 16, 2006, 10:38pm

I give the toasted bunny to X-Kal.

I sue bobL for malpractice, and win. bobL loses $400,000 of US money.

I get a new spleen! Spleen damage takeable * 2. Breathetastic Premium Canned Air, here I come!

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bobL · October 17, 2006, 5:22am

I counter-sue |Wiz| for being a sacrilegious intolerable git, and win back my $400,000USD + an extra $2.9 billion USD for the bother.

All high-end members of WhatPulse get 19% each of 2.9 billion, and I get the remaining 29%.

|Wiz|'s spleen fails and he dies once again.

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Agret · December 3, 2006, 3:14am

You get transported to an alternate reality where WhatPulse doesn’t exist

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