The Vending Machine

How to play:

To play this game you answer what the last person said.
Then type “insert a [currency]” where currency can be any item you want.

Inserts a sliver coin

inserts nimda.exe

Oops, I forgot to add this, the seciond poster says "you get … "
THEN says “Insets a(n) …”

You get an explination!

[quote]I’ve played this game before. Let me sum it up all at once.

Person A posts insert coin or inserts a silver coin or whatever - just as long as you pay the coin.

Person B posts “You get a !” and then posts “insert coin

Soo… post what the person above you gets, then insert a coin.[/quote]

insert coin

dude, way too confusing

You get a broccoli soda!

Insets a free copy of Signature Antivirus

noooO! You’re not supposed to insert something else. You only insert coins.

but it’s more fum with random items…

thread failure

yeah bummer…

The vending machine is empty!
You get nothing!
The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes and refills it.

inserts coin

the vending machine gives you a wiz killing monster
you’re dead

inserts coin

The Wiz killing monster looks around, but can’t find any Wiz’s, only |Wiz|'s. However, everything has an innate hate of |Wiz|'s, so it kills me anyways.

The vending machine spawns a cookie. Aww, I wanted that cookie.

inserts coin

You get an almond-flavored drink that is clearly labeled “NOT POISON”

insert coin

I drink the almond-colored drink. Post count posting speed +1!

You get a hippo.

inserts coin

You get -100 to post count.

insert coin

This thread gets moved to the Garbage forums so |Wiz| loses a heap of post-counts.

insert coin

Unfortunately, I think the garbage dump doesn’t prevent posts from adding to your post count. I’ll test it out, however.

You get a turnip.

insert coin

EDIT: Yes, it adds to your post count in there. If you want to get posts removed from the post count, we’ll either have to delete the posts or the threads they’re in.

you get a big rottweiler to protect you

inserts coins

You inserted coinS. First a potato drops out, then a candle drops out, and then a pie drops out and then the machine jams. The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes in the middle of the night and fixes it.

inserts coin

PS Posts in the Garbage Dump should not count.