The Vending Machine

You die

insert coin

You get a good pair of running shoes and practice using them.

insert coin

You get a gold star for being a good mod and start chewing it.

insert coin

(they better be those Nike running shoes)

Ahh, that reminds me of this horrid video my brother showed me. “Drop them nikes before I blast you ****** ******” or something like that.

You get a free plush toy and another coin.

insert coin