*X-Kal whacks all the crates open and takes all the stuff, but causes Radar to fall and take tons of fall damage in the process.
Ruler of the Valley!
slaps x-kal into the pit, and finds another hill
RULER
blows up The Lost Faith’s hill and stands on the new one we will use that is adjacent to it.
Ruler.
~Century0
*X-Kal remains where he is, wondering where everyone else is going.
"Umm guys, I don’t know if you realize this, but that hill we were conquering is a volcano… it’s already back to what it was before, and I’m… well… still here. I’m not sure what you’re trying to rule, but over here, I’m still…
Ruler!"
I open the manhole under him and sprays oil in his face.
RULER!!!
1 C0m3 84ck w17h my C0mpu73r g33k sp34k 4nd sc4r3 3v3ry80dy a//a`/
R|_|L3R!!!111oneoneone
laughs at the g33k sp34k h4xx0r and bans him
Ruler.
~Century0
*X-Kal hacks the hill, granting himself full admin privelages.
zOMG HAX1 R00L3R111111ONE11ONE1ONEONE111ELEVENTYONEONE11ONE1ONEONE11
ROFFLE MY WAFFLES111111ONEONE111ONE1 XD
unplugs x-kals intraweb, melts the cable, puts a magnet to the cpu, and continues to ruler the hill
RULER
Signature Antivirus not only protects signatures but yourself!!!
[FONT=courier new]Threat Detected
Type
Hacker/Potential Threat
Name
The Lost Faith
Damages/Infects
Hills
Computers
People
Posts
Definition #56598949
Remove Threat? (y, n)y
Removing…
Removing Faith.trt
Removing Rulercode.trt
Setting Restore Point…
Complete
Signature Antivirus 5.5
(c) CCM Corporation[/FONT]
RULER!
back door’s cliff’s computer, deletes dos
dir \RULER
Uses Restore Point
I use SA again to delete you.
RULER!
[font=courier new]
Blocking files…
Blocking Faith.trt
Blocking Rulercode.trt
Blocking IP of Lost Faith…
[/font]
gotta love dial-up and IP switchers
logs off internet, logs back on with different IP
continues to load nimda.exe into cliff’s comp
CONTINUED RULER
Gets Off Computer and buys a plane ticket to hillville
Pushes Lost Faith off the hill
RULER!
Signature Antivirus has committed an illegal operation and will now be terminated.
Ruler!
Sigh
Punches a few keys
[FONT=courier new]Threat Detected
Type
Hacker/Potential Threat
Name
X-Kal
Damages/Infects
Hills
Computers
People
Posts
Definition #55447788
Remove Threat? (y, n)y
Removing…
Removing X-Kal.trt
Removing Rulercode.trt
Setting Restore Point…
Complete
Signature Antivirus 5.5
(c) CCM Corporation[/FONT]
Ruler!
takes a magnet to x-kals comp
heh, no more error messages, no more comp
RULER
*X-Kal pulls out a yardstick. TLF screams “RULER???” as he gets whacked across the knuckles.
Yes, ruler.
I run up to X-Kal, take his yardsick and and home-run-batted him off.
Points to Yardstick
Ruler! Ruler! Ruler!
That’s it…
*X-Kal pushes Cliff Dude off a cliff.
Feel better? :razz:
Ruler!