Maaaan, if I were the father, I’d TOTALLY be at bedside, and doing literally EVERYTHING Shaw tells me to do. Of course, I would want to get a chance to play with the kid, too 
lol well sadly the father wasn’t there for the birth 
yep had the baby
that’s why i’m MIA RAWR my son stole me away from the pc
Yes, but your son is better than the PC
lol most definately
Lies.
Where’s the daddy and more importantly where’s my lightbulb! 
he hasn’t been in the picture since i was pregnant and i am using the lightbulb for my son
Well I hope you don’t neglect your son like you do me.
You’re just jealous. Here, have a pony 
Ahh, so much pony’s are given away, and why don’t I get one?
BECAUSE I DON’T WANT ONE!!! :X
Shaw, gratz
[quote=Pimorez]Ahh, so much pony’s are given away, and why don’t I get one?
BECAUSE I DON’T WANT ONE!!! :X
Shaw, gratz :)[/quote]
What, you’ve got a reindeer and you want a pony now, too? :o
Yeah, that’s what i’m saying in my post
…
NOT!!!
here let’s get back on topic!!
Awwwww… congrats!
awhh! It has your eyes!
It? Try ‘he’
Ahh, he’s cute 
Good job Shaw!!
Ooooh, I have to admit, you picked a perfect set of bed sheets for him
Yeah, with aligators on it :o
But no pony?
Ooh, there’s turtles on it, too!
I prefer it.
Like when the media report a dead body… it’s always ‘It’s dead body was buried today alongside a river. There was later a heavy rainstorm and it’s body was swept away downstream never to be seen again. It’s family was devastated but had a wank and moved on with life.’
Y’know?