shaw has done it

[Shawchert]

yes, she has started making a new whatpulse user!! MWAHAHAHAHA

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/mybabyboy.jpg

[TheGambler]

congrats!

[Pimorez]

Woohooo :D Gratz to Shaw!!!

And what should it be? A boy? Then it will be a gamer :D
A girl? Addicted to chatting :D

More keys 8-)

[bobL]

Awh :]

Evil Shawchert clones. Just what WhatPulse needs!

[Century0]

Oh god. Not a mini Shaw!

~Century0

[Shawchert]

Lol it's a boy :P he'll be as good of a gamer as his ol' mom XD.

[Magewout]

Congrawturashuns :D

EDIT: Hey where's my e-penis sig? :(

[X-Kal]

You know... I wouldn't mind seeing those ePenis sigs gone. I'd like to have this forum be somewhat work safe.

That being said, OMG! Shawchert's having a baby? That ROCKS!

[Century0]

Shaw, you do know your kid will be forced to wear WhatPulse diapers, right? ;]

~Century0

[Shawchert]

LMAO if i find them hell yeah XD. but i'mma make him wear lion king diapers :D

[Snhr]

Awesome, congratz :-)

[Century0]

Hahaha. Evil.

~Century0

[RadarListener]

Congratulations shaw.

[Shawchert]

hehe ty ty :3

[Century0]

So what was the dad's remark when you said your child would be a master typist and video gamist? ;p

[Shawchert]

"So what am i suppose to say? ... I don't really care"

[Century0]

Hah, sounds like something I'd say.

[Shawchert]

I honestly don't think it's funny... if you got someone pregnant you damn well better friggen care!!!

[bobL]

haah :D

[X-Kal]

Hah, sounds like something I'd say.

I really hope you never become a parent.

[bobL]

haah!! :D

[Century0]

Pfft Kal + Shaw, take a joke. As soon as I turn 18, I'm fighting a family for custody of my younger sister. I think I'll learn quite enough about parenthood then.

~Century0

[Shawchert]

lol, well good luck then :P best if you take classes on child care if possible, that will look REALLY good to the judge :D

[Century0]

Haha. I'd rather show up with a team of military judges. :]

[Shawchert]

lol you can't choose the judges you get :P

[Century0]

Lol, but if I bring a team of judges to sit in with me as my lawyers...well, we know how the military is. :p

But I'd rather actually have a decent lawyer then a team of military judges...even though the real judge would never get to talk. lol.

[Shawchert]

well update: 14 more days till his due date... then i can take tons of pictures of him!!! :D

[Pimorez]

W00t!!!

You allready bought a new keyboard and PC for him?

^^

[Century0]

Haha, nice.

[X-Kal]

Well, duh! Shawchert Jr has to start early if he (or she) is going to catch up with the rest of the big typers!

[Century0]

Pfft, they ain't catching up with me, that's for sure.

~Century0

[Shawchert]

lol yeah right if i could afford another pc it would be for me, i'll give him the older one :P

and x-kal, it's a boy :P

[Century0]

Oh my god, it's a son! Remember, start him off early on beef jerky and bacon.

~Century0

[Shawchert]

lol i mentioned in the first page it was a boy :P

[X-Kal]

Der, I knew that :)

[Shawchert]

lol i mentioned it to you through aim x-kal :P you're so forgetful

[Century0]

Uh-o! Talking on AIM, I hope X-Kal ain't the daddy...forgetting the gender of his own kid.

Jk. :]

~Century0

[X-Kal]

lol i mentioned it to you through aim x-kal :P you're so forgetful

Wait, who are you, again? ;)

[blacktemplar]

gz:)

[The Lost Faith]

Wait, who are you, again? ;)

pretending to not know who the mother is doesn't mean you wont have to pay child support :P

[X-Kal]

pretending to not know who the mother is doesn't mean you wont have to pay child support :P

Maaaan, if I were the father, I'd TOTALLY be at bedside, and doing literally EVERYTHING Shaw tells me to do. Of course, I would want to get a chance to play with the kid, too :)

[Shawchert]

lol well sadly the father wasn't there for the birth :P

*yep had the baby*

that's why i'm MIA RAWR my son stole me away from the pc

[X-Kal]

Yes, but your son is better than the PC :)

[Shawchert]

lol most definately

[bobL]

Lies.

Where's the daddy and more importantly where's my lightbulb! :(

[Shawchert]

he hasn't been in the picture since i was pregnant and i am using the lightbulb for my son :P

[bobL]

Well I hope you don't neglect your son like you do me. :p

[X-Kal]

Well I hope you don't neglect your son like you do me. :p

You're just jealous. Here, have a pony ;)

[Pimorez]

Ahh, so much pony's are given away, and why don't I get one?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE!!!!! :X

Shaw, gratz :)

[X-Kal]

Ahh, so much pony's are given away, and why don't I get one?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE!!!!! :X

Shaw, gratz :)

What, you've got a reindeer and you want a pony now, too? :o

[Pimorez]

Yeah, that's what i'm saying in my post :)

.........................

NOT!!!

[Shawchert]

here let's get back on topic!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Orionsleep.jpg

[BookMasterJMV]

Awwwww.. congrats!

[bobL]

awhh! It has your eyes!

:)

[X-Kal]

It? Try 'he' :-P

[Pimorez]

Ahh, he's cute :D

Good job Shaw!!

[X-Kal]

Ooooh, I have to admit, you picked a perfect set of bed sheets for him ;)

[Pimorez]

Yeah, with aligators on it :o

But no pony? :D

[X-Kal]

Ooh, there's turtles on it, too! :)

[bobL]

I prefer it.

Like when the media report a dead body... it's always 'It's dead body was buried today alongside a river. There was later a heavy rainstorm and it's body was swept away downstream never to be seen again. It's family was devastated but had a wank and moved on with life.'

Y'know? :)

[Someone]

Baby.

Somehow, they are a lot more fun when they arent your own somehow. Most likely beacuse you can give them back.

Also; please dont make him a crappy gamer. Crappy gamers suck. :(

NOTE: Do I not get a pony beacuse I have 3 posts? I declare that unfair.

[bobL]

No, because you have 6 posts now. (:

[Someone]

And you have 609...

Anyway, more pictures! Everyone likes baby pictures!

[X-Kal]

I'll agree with the baby pictures bit :)

[Shawchert]

lol this little guy sleeps more than ever :P and i have to keep him up at least two hours so that i can get my sleep XD but i'll post some pictures of him :)

and i don't know why you say he has my eyes.... they were closed in that picture

[bobL]

Because my wit is far too advanced for the likes of you! You... you. Notsendingmealightbulber. I'm never going to let you live that down. :p

[X-Kal]

and i don't know why you say he has my eyes.... they were closed in that picture

It's purely cliché.

[Shawchert]

lol RAWR my son needs the lightbulbs :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/100_1292.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/th_100_1311.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=100_1311.flv)

[X-Kal]

Yay! We get to see the mom, too :)

[bobL]

His eyes look HOOGE!

Gosh, he's going to be beating everyone on WhatPulse soon... what have you done!!!

;)

[Shawchert]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/100_1304.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/100_1287.jpg

[bobL]

The first photo is his look when he found out that you weren't giving me any lightbulbs. ):

[Century0]

Haha bob. You're crazy. :p

Congrats btw Shaw.

[Shawchert]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/hungryorion.jpg

Thanks :)

[Pimorez]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, fear you b*atch!!!! don't ever try to steal my lightbulb again!!!!!!!

[bobL]

*slowly backs away*

[X-Kal]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, fear you b*atch!!!! don't ever try to steal my lightbulb again!!!!!!!

/me shows off his year-old lightbulb.

[Shawchert]

he's actually saying "oh you can't take a lightbulb from a baby beatch"

[Century0]

Hey, look at it this way Shaw, at least a few years down the road when your kid is active on here....we can pull out the baby pictures and be like 'WTF MATE, WHY DID YOU LET THEM STEAL YOUR LIGHTBULB!?'

~Century0
p.s: or we can do 'yo mama' jokes.

[X-Kal]

Your mom uses whatpulse! :O

Hey wait, MY mom used to use whatpulse...

[Century0]

Lol.

~Century0

[Pimorez]

My mom too, but she'd never pulsed, my brother and I needed to pulse the keys for her :P (Yes, she typed, we pulsed (for her account))

[Century0]

Suree....*reports*

~Century0

[Pimorez]

Happy reporting! :)

This user last sent a pulse to this server on 2006-10-20 15:08:31

xD

[X-Kal]

My mom too, but she'd never pulsed, my brother and I needed to pulse the keys for her :P (Yes, she typed, we pulsed (for her account))

This is why you configure automatic pulsing. But it would be no fair if you installed it to her computer without telling ;)

[Pimorez]

Well, we did told it to her :P

But it was mostly with 1.4.7, so auto pulse didn't work well :P

[Shawchert]

wow from a baby thread to a pulse thread for mom's LOL

[Pimorez]

Well, if you want to talk about baby's that are gonna pulse in a few days then you just need to post pics :D

:P

[X-Kal]

Ooh yes, show us pictures of our newest baby pulser typing! ;)

[Shawchert]

i don't have any new pictures atm and if i did they would mainly be him sleeping lol

[Shawchert]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Jan14-6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Jan14-7.jpg

[Pimorez]

Ahh, each picture he's more cute :P

[Century0]

I agree Pim.

~Century0

[Pimorez]

:o How you know my name? :(

[Shawchert]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Jan14-8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Jan14-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/Jan14-1.jpg

ty guys :) i absolutely love him!!

[bobL]

haha, he's gorgeous!

[Pimorez]

Shaw, you stole his lightbulb again at the 2nd picture? -_-'

Stupid people that can't understand how important a lightbulb is for that little cute guy :P

[Century0]

Haha. I think Me, bob, X-Kal, and all the other Whatpulse males are now his adopted daddy. We'll name him Whatpulsian. :p

~Century0
p.s: cue Shaw getting massively angered at that comment and ripping my head off and stabbing it through my heart.

[bobL]

I'm stayin' out of this one. :D

[Shawchert]

Um :I wtf ok stop smoking please!! and how on earth can i stab your head through your heart?

[bobL]

Maybe he's a pinhead.

LOLOLOLOL.

<_<

[X-Kal]

Um :I wtf ok stop smoking please!! and how on earth can i stab your head through your heart?

Very carefully :(

[Century0]

Very carefully :(

Hey...you stole my answer!

~Century0

[Shawchert]

:razz::razz::razz::razz:

[X-Kal]

Hey...you stole my answer!

~Century0

I haven't stolen your answer. Not yet, anyways.

~X-Kal

[Century0]

I haven't stolen your answer. Not yet, anyways.

~X-Kal

Nah, just stole my signature and my answer of 'Very Carefully'.

:p

~Century0

[Shawchert]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/shawchert/Real%20Life/asleepagain.jpg