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Cliff Dude
11-05-2005, 04:23 AM
How to play:
To play this game you answer what the last person said.
Then type "insert a [currency]" where currency can be any item you want.
*Inserts a sliver coin*
The Lost Faith
11-05-2005, 04:30 AM
*inserts nimda.exe*
Cliff Dude
11-05-2005, 04:32 AM
*inserts nimda.exe*
Oops, I forgot to add this, the seciond poster says "you get ...... "
THEN says "Insets a(n) ....."
X-Kal
11-05-2005, 04:38 AM
You get an explination!
I've played this game before. Let me sum it up all at once.
Person A posts *insert coin* or *inserts a silver coin* or whatever - just as long as you pay the coin.
Person B posts "You get a <item>!" and then posts "*insert coin*"
Soo... post what the person above you gets, then insert a coin.
*insert coin*
The Lost Faith
11-05-2005, 04:38 AM
dude, way too confusing
Cliff Dude
11-05-2005, 04:39 AM
You get a broccoli soda!
*Insets a free copy of Signature Antivirus*
X-Kal
11-05-2005, 04:49 AM
noooO! You're not supposed to insert something else. You only insert coins.
Cliff Dude
11-05-2005, 04:50 AM
but it's more fum with random items...
The Lost Faith
11-05-2005, 06:14 AM
thread failure
Shawchert
11-07-2005, 03:41 AM
yeah bummer....
|Wiz|
10-06-2006, 04:57 AM
The vending machine is empty!
You get nothing!
The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes and refills it.
*inserts coin*
Shawchert
10-07-2006, 05:20 PM
the vending machine gives you a wiz killing monster
you're dead
*inserts coin*
|Wiz|
10-08-2006, 11:18 PM
The Wiz killing monster looks around, but can't find any Wiz's, only |Wiz|'s. However, everything has an innate hate of |Wiz|'s, so it kills me anyways.
The vending machine spawns a cookie. Aww, I wanted that cookie.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-09-2006, 06:43 AM
You get an almond-flavored drink that is clearly labeled "NOT POISON"
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-10-2006, 10:09 PM
I drink the almond-colored drink. Post count posting speed +1!
You get a hippo.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-11-2006, 02:20 AM
You get -100 to post count.
*insert coin*
This thread gets moved to the Garbage forums so |Wiz| loses a heap of post-counts.
*insert coin*
X-Kal
10-11-2006, 04:09 AM
Unfortunately, I think the garbage dump doesn't prevent posts from adding to your post count. I'll test it out, however.
You get a turnip.
*insert coin*
EDIT: Yes, it adds to your post count in there. If you want to get posts removed from the post count, we'll either have to delete the posts or the threads they're in.
Shawchert
10-11-2006, 04:51 AM
you get a big rottweiler to protect you
*inserts coins*
|Wiz|
10-11-2006, 05:10 AM
You inserted coinS. First a potato drops out, then a candle drops out, and then a pie drops out and then the machine jams. The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes in the middle of the night and fixes it.
*inserts coin*
PS Posts in the Garbage Dump should not count.
X-Kal
10-11-2006, 05:46 AM
You get a repair bill. Ouch!
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-12-2006, 04:42 AM
I quickly find the issuer of the repair bill, and sue him or her for fraud, gaining a lot of money. Yay!
(You) Got a *Life Capsule*!
Max health increased by 3!
*insert coin*
|Wiz| gets robbed and smashed with a metal baseball bat.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-12-2006, 10:40 PM
You have to give a person who robs and smashed people with a baseball bat, not what you did.
You get a pink slip! OH NOES!
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-13-2006, 01:08 AM
"Ooooooh those are pretty weapons you have there!" the vending machine speaks. It then swipes all your weapons and destroys them, smashing them into a new, "more powerful" weapon.
You get a rubber ducky!
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-13-2006, 05:10 AM
You steal my ducky, find a winder, wind the ducky, and insert it in the waterway.
You find the *Pirate's Niece*!
Level up!
*inserts coin*
PS Don't get any of the bouncy yellow stuff with the Nemesis. If you happen to, then go get hurt and get health. The best way is to take another weapon and get all the yellow stuff in one area, then demolish the enemies in the next area with the Nemesis, and then gather, rinse and repeat.
You have to give a person who robs and smashed people with a baseball bat, not what you did.
I know. But this is your thread. And I ignore your rules. Just like you ignore the no-spamming rules.
:)
You get sprayed with cheese and fed to the rats.
*insert coin*
X-Kal
10-13-2006, 03:18 PM
You get a note which reads "This thread started by Cliff Dude"
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-13-2006, 10:21 PM
You get a letter with no postage which says,
__________________________________________________
|Wiz|
WhatPulse Forums
75.17.29.29 Internet Drive, World Wide Web
_________________________bobL
_________________________WhatPulse Forums
_________________________Undetermined Internet Drive, World Wide Web
__________________________________________________
on the cover.
Inside the envelope is a letter which says,
__________________________________________________
To bobL:
There are no forum rules.
Sincerely,
|Wiz|
__________________________________________________
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-14-2006, 01:28 AM
The vending machine remains silent, lacking quarters on which to feed.
|Wiz| gets a note saying the most commonly known forums rules and morals include no spamming. |Wiz| also gets another note that points to some of the example-reasons in the report post page.
"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws." Notice anything in bold?
*insert coin*
X-Kal
10-14-2006, 06:45 PM
You get nothing. The note that was spit out was unpaid, so the coin you inserted covers the cost of said note.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-14-2006, 08:21 PM
I press the "coin return" button, and get a coin! You get nothing.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-14-2006, 08:50 PM
You get an emergence of theta particles, which results in the untimely destruction of the universe, all because you stole X-Kal's coin. X-Kal, forseeing the trouble |Wiz| had created, decided to shift into another plane of existence, find another vending machine, then insert a coin there. Oh, and he took all his friends with him.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 03:10 AM
However, |Wiz| exists simultaneously in all universes, so you cannot escape his tyranny and spam! Spam! Spam! http://www.spam-uk.com/images/BlackPepperCan.jpg!
You get a box of spam!
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-15-2006, 04:01 AM
You get some pieces o' eight.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 05:44 AM
You get a list of the people on stamps of Gabon.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-15-2006, 06:29 AM
You get 9 hours of sleep.
*insert coin*
You get a big hug.
*insert coin*
The_Zeroorez
10-15-2006, 07:03 AM
You get a big bug.
All your keys are gone now..
*insert coin*
You get a slap.
I've already lost millions of keys multiple times. :(
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 04:02 PM
You get 404 errors. That's a lot of errors. http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/quips.cgi?action=show
I can give you keys illegitimately if you give me your password. But you can also give yourself keys illegitimately without giving anyone your password.
*inserts coin*
The_Zeroorez
10-15-2006, 05:31 PM
We know how to cheat, and we're trying to stop cheaters.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 06:09 PM
Your coin does not go through, for my coin is still inside.
The_Zeroorez
10-15-2006, 06:56 PM
Ehhhrrr.. If your coin is stuck inside, how could 'we stop cheaters' then? Free? ;)
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 07:16 PM
I didn't get anything. You can give me a "cheater-stopping program", though.
X-Kal
10-15-2006, 08:08 PM
You get bobL's keys.
You all get a whack in the head from X-Kal's ModStick™
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-15-2006, 11:48 PM
I wonder at how the vending machine had bobL's keys, then shrug and give them to the kid next door.
You get 1100 posts.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-16-2006, 03:14 AM
You get a fortune cookie.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-16-2006, 03:15 AM
I open the fortune cookie. A bomb was inside.
You get pieces of |Wiz|. Respawn time: 10, 9, 8, 7...
*inserts coin*
Respawn freezes due to bug.
You get uninstalled.
*inserts coin*
|Wiz|
10-16-2006, 05:10 AM
Bugs do not uninstall respawns.
You get |Wiz| v. 2
* faster spamming speed!
* grammar worse!
* |\/|0r3 n00b1n355!
* speleen horibel!
* more inane posts!
*inserts coin*
But people uninstall buggy programmes because they are a waste of time and space.
You get absolutely nothing.
*inserts coin*
X-Kal
10-16-2006, 08:36 AM
You get a paid contract for surgically implanting a new spleen into |Wiz|
*insert coin*
(And no, I'm not the one who pays you)
The_Zeroorez
10-16-2006, 01:11 PM
The vending machine now pays X-Kal, so he is able to pay bobL, who can now implant a new spleen into Wiz.
*insert coin*
X-Kal
10-16-2006, 04:57 PM
You get a whole messload of zeros.
*insert coin*
The_Zeroorez
10-16-2006, 05:41 PM
Your bunny gets toasted.
*insert coin*
|Wiz|
10-16-2006, 10:38 PM
I give the toasted bunny to X-Kal.
I sue bobL for malpractice, and win. bobL loses $400,000 of US money.
I get a new spleen! Spleen damage takeable * 2. Breathetastic Premium Canned Air, here I come!
*inserts coin*
I counter-sue |Wiz| for being a sacrilegious intolerable git, and win back my $400,000USD + an extra $2.9 billion USD for the bother.
All high-end members of WhatPulse get 19% each of 2.9 billion, and I get the remaining 29%.
|Wiz|'s spleen fails and he dies once again.
*insert coin*
Agret
12-03-2006, 02:14 AM
You get transported to an alternate reality where WhatPulse doesn't exist
*insert coin*
X-Kal
12-03-2006, 07:18 AM
You get a good pair of running shoes and practice using them.
*insert coin*
You get a gold star for being a good mod and start chewing it.
*insert coin*
(they better be those Nike running shoes)
X-Kal
12-03-2006, 09:04 PM
Ahh, that reminds me of this horrid video my brother showed me. "Drop them nikes before I blast you ****** ******" or something like that.
You get a free plush toy and another coin.
*insert coin*
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