Ruler of the Hill

[|Wiz|]

I bring you the renamed Ruler of the Hill Game, stolen from Puppeh, which stole it from the IF support forums!

The rules are simple:
1. No immortality or "I am unbeatable."
2. Don't get too personal. We don't want any hurt feelings.
3. Say "Ruler!" after you finish knocking off the previous Ruler.
4. Have fun.
5. No banishing any users from the hill.


I am the ruler of the awesome hill! Do whatever you can to knock me off.

[Cliff Dude]

I send an air force to fire missles at you!

Ruler!

[|Wiz|]

I run up the hill and Cliff Dude immediately jumps off due to the enormous stench!

Ruler!

[The Lost Faith]

I use my 1337 programming skillz


if Wiz releases an enormous stench, then he gets pwnz0r3d by ~The Lost Faith~

[X-Kal]

I look at the empty hill, noting that "The Lost Faith" did not say "Ruler!"

Ruler!

[The Lost Faith]

gives x-kal a tapper, and pushes his fetal-positioned body down the hill into the ocean where he drowns and is automatically out of the running for ruler


then screams "ruler"

[Cliff Dude]

I run up the hill and gave him a ruler.

He walks down the hill wondering why I gave a ruler.

I run up the empty hil and say "RULER!!!!!!!"

[X-Kal]

X-Kal: You're not the ruler!
Cliff Dude: Yes, I am!
X-Kal: No, you're not!
Cliff Dude: Yes, I am!
X-Kal: No, you're not!
Cliff Dude: Yes I am!
X-Kal: Yes, you are!
Cliff Dude: No, I'm not!
X-Kal: Yes, you are!
Cliff Dude: Look, you're crazy. I'm outta here.
*Cliff Dude walks away

X-Kal: Ruler!

[RadarListener]

* not only performs wallhax, but also headshots X-Kal with an AWP WHILST standing on his head*
Ruler!

[Large Duck]

*drops a giant duck onto radar, he is consumed by the duck and they both fall down.*

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

*animates his corpse and causes it to eat Large Duck, revitalizing X-Kal's life into it.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*smacks X-Kal's ass and watches him run down the hill screaming, "WTF!!!!??!?!?!"*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*taps Century0's shoulder and watches him run down the hill, screaming "WTF!!!!??!?!?! Where did he come from?"

Ruler!

[The Lost Faith]

puts a cigarette out on x-kal's neck and watches him screaming while doubled over and rolling down the hill


'ruler'

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal sues "The Lost Faith" for damages related to second-hand smoke. "The Lost Faith" loses the case, and is forced into mandatory community service, where he is too busy to spend time on the hill.

Ruler!

[Bloopy]

*Bloopy brings in a load of dirt from Mars to make the hill so big that X-Kal gets altitude sickness and rolls down the side. Bloopy attaches oxygen supply to self and climbs to the top of the hill.*

Ruler!

[Large Duck]

*LargeDuck is a Duck........therefore he is automatically Ruler!*

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal gets a hose out and erodes away the extra dirt, restoring the hill to its original height, though washing Large Duck away into a nearby lake.

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Give away free cake, X-Kal cant resist, cake is poison...

RULER

[Cliff Dude]

I samck Why Two Kay on the head with an ovesized mallet and hes goes unconcoius...

RULER!!!!

[Century0]

I clap my hands and the gods electrocute Cliff Dude, turning him into a pile of ashes that the wind blows away.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Cliff Dude]

My ghost comes back, haunts you, you go crazy, and I call RULER!!!

[The Lost Faith]

gouges out cliff's eyes with the spoon, and cliff trips down the hill, never being able to find it to climb back up it again


RULEr


~The Lost Faith~

[X-Kal]

Why two kay, that was mean. You didn't need to poison the cake. All you had to do was to leave an unpoisoned cake at the bottom - I'd walk over to get it anyways, leaving you in charge.

*X-Kal plays Badger Badger Badger (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com[/URL) incessantly until Cliff Dude is driven crazy and runs away from the hill in a fit of terror.

Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler... MOUNTAIN! MOUNTAIN!

Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler Ruler... X-Kal's The King! Praise the King! Ooooh, praise the King!

[Why Two Kay]

Gives poison cake to X-Kal again, he refuses, so I tell him there is non-poisoned cake at the bottom of the hill. He runs down...

RULER

[Century0]

I throw a Dell XPS laptop down the hill. Y2K goes running down the hill after it.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Hell yes I go running after it.... then I find that it is fake, so I come back up and smack you more times then you can count

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal takes this "non-poisoned cake" and refuses to eat it. He then violently shoves it into WTK's face, causing him to stumble off the hill, into an acidic ravine.

Ruler! <_<;;

[Cliff Dude]

I float back up the hill, haunt the person on it to insanity, any yell RULER!!!

[X-Kal]

Haunt me to insanity? Meh, I'm already there.

Speaking of which... whatpulse.afraid.org is now located in the valley!

*looks to see Cliff Dude run off in excitement*

Ruler!

[Century0]

*presses big red shiny button and laughs as nuclear warheads fly toward the hill. I jump into a small pit, saving me, but watching X-Kal blow to hell and back.*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

You must have missed the cockroach DNA I injected into mine - I'm immune to that stuff.

*X-Kal pushes Century off the hill.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*calls the bug exterminator* *Watches X-Kal get exterminated*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal shifts the hill out from underneath Century0, watching him fall when he realized that he is standing in the mddle of the air.

*X-Kal then climbs the hill at its new location.

Ruler!

[Cliff Dude]

I send a rocket into the ground and it causes an earthquake, which shakes X-Kal into an open fissure while I run Up the hill and scream: RULER!!!

*Watches X-Kal take a nasty plunge into the earth*

[RadarListener]

I send a rocket into the ground and it causes an earthquake, which shakes X-Kal into an open fissure while I run Up the hill and scream: RULER!!!

*Watches X-Kal take a nasty plunge into the earth*

*prints out the book that is the WSI code and clobbers Cliff Dude with it and watches him roll down the hill*

RULER.

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal plunges into the earth, but then confuses everyone as he lands on RadarListener, squishing him into a pancake. He then takes RadarListener and rolls him off the hill.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*drops a huge snake on X-Kal, watching him piss his pants and run down the hill screaming, "Get this thing off of me!"*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal nukes the hill.

Ruler of the valley! :lol:

[RadarListener]

*X-Kal nukes the hill.

Ruler of the valley! :lol:

*turns the game into G-Mod (Garry's Mod, Half Life 2, it > you & *) and spawns a container on top of X-Kal and his valley.

*creates the hill with wooden crates*

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal whacks all the crates open and takes all the stuff, but causes Radar to fall and take tons of fall damage in the process.

Ruler of the Valley!

[The Lost Faith]

slaps x-kal into the pit, and finds another hill


RULER

[Century0]

*blows up The Lost Faith's hill and stands on the new one we will use that is adjacent to it.*

Ruler.

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal remains where he is, wondering where everyone else is going.

"Umm guys, I don't know if you realize this, but that hill we were conquering is a volcano... it's already back to what it was before, and I'm... well... still here. I'm not sure what you're trying to rule, but over here, I'm still...

Ruler!"

[Cliff Dude]

I open the manhole under him and sprays oil in his face.

RULER!!!

[Why Two Kay]

1 C0m3 84ck w17h my C0mpu73r g33k sp34k 4nd sc4r3 3v3ry80dy a\/\/a`/

R|_|L3R!!!!111oneoneone

[Century0]

*laughs at the g33k sp34k h4xx0r and bans him*

Ruler.

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal hacks the hill, granting himself full admin privelages.

zOMG HAX1 R00L3R111111ONE11ONE1ONEONE111ELEVENTYONEONE11ONE1 ONEONE11

ROFFLE MY WAFFLES111111ONEONE111ONE1 XD

[The Lost Faith]

unplugs x-kals intraweb, melts the cable, puts a magnet to the cpu, and continues to ruler the hill

RULER

[Cliff Dude]

Signature Antivirus not only protects signatures but yourself!!!

Threat Detected
-------
Type
Hacker/Potential Threat

Name
The Lost Faith

Damages/Infects
Hills
Computers
People
Posts

Definition #56598949

Remove Threat? (y, n)y

Removing....
Removing Faith.trt
Removing Rulercode.trt
Setting Restore Point.....

Complete

-----------
Signature Antivirus 5.5
(c) CCM Corporation

RULER!

[The Lost Faith]

back door's cliff's computer, deletes dos


dir \RULER

[Cliff Dude]

*Uses Restore Point*
I use SA again to delete you.
RULER!


Blocking files....
Blocking Faith.trt
Blocking Rulercode.trt
Blocking IP of Lost Faith....

[The Lost Faith]

gotta love dial-up and IP switchers


logs off internet, logs back on with different IP


continues to load nimda.exe into cliff's comp


CONTINUED RULER

[Cliff Dude]

*Gets Off Computer and buys a plane ticket to hillville*

*Pushes Lost Faith off the hill*

RULER!

[X-Kal]

Signature Antivirus has committed an illegal operation and will now be terminated.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9091/bsodsized0mq.gif

Ruler!

[Cliff Dude]

*Sigh*
*Punches a few keys*

Threat Detected
-------
Type
Hacker/Potential Threat

Name
X-Kal

Damages/Infects
Hills
Computers
People
Posts

Definition #55447788

Remove Threat? (y, n)y

Removing....
Removing X-Kal.trt
Removing Rulercode.trt
Setting Restore Point.....

Complete

-----------
Signature Antivirus 5.5
(c) CCM Corporation

Ruler!

[The Lost Faith]

takes a magnet to x-kals comp


heh, no more error messages, no more comp


RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal pulls out a yardstick. TLF screams "RULER????" as he gets whacked across the knuckles.

Yes, ruler.

[Cliff Dude]

I run up to X-Kal, take his yardsick and and home-run-batted him off.

*Points to Yardstick*

Ruler! Ruler! Ruler!

[X-Kal]

That's it...

*X-Kal pushes Cliff Dude off a cliff.

Feel better? :razz:

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Drops rock on mountain/hill, it is gone now.

RULER (of the flatland)

[The Lost Faith]

trips x-kal over to the side of the cliff, where he clicks his hands until he falls


RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal reboots the machine before he completely crashes, finding himself back on top of the hill, by default.

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

trips x-kal over to the side of the cliff, where he clicks his hands until he falls


RULER
**cough** you forgot to check the next page with my reply on it **cough**

-------------------

Installs Hill 2.0, which is not compatable, all others get booted off the server.

RULER

[Cliff Dude]

I run ap the hill and asks:
Is this you? *Points to picture*
http://www.addconsults.com/store/images/ruler.gif

RULER!

[The Lost Faith]

snaps it in half



finds an exploit in 2.0, deletes exe file

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal finds yet another exploit and hijacks the machine. He then replaces Hill 2.0 with Hill 2.011, then physically removing all internet connections.

[Cliff Dude]

Yes, but I manage to install Signature Antivirus on the computer where Hill is installed. SA detects it as a threat and blocks the program and all of its predecessors and futrue descendants befor X-Kal remove my internet connection.

Then, I stare at he empty hill stupidly thinking why I had to do that cause no one is the RULER!!!!!!!

[Why Two Kay]

I quietly walk up the hill....

RULER

[X-Kal]

Yes, but I manage to install Signature Antivirus on the computer where Hill is installed. SA detects it as a threat and blocks the program and all of its predecessors and futrue descendants befor X-Kal remove my internet connection.

Then, I stare at he empty hill stupidly thinking why I had to do that cause no one is the RULER!!!!!!!

You can't retroactively change things that happened :roll:

*X-Kal quietly walks up the hill, imprisons Cliff Dude for violation of the unwritten rule, then names himself...

Ruler

[Cliff Dude]

I take out a remote control and rewinded the time. So then righ when X-Kal tries to put me in a cage, I duch under him and throws him in and locks the cage!

Ruler!

[Century0]

I piss on Cliff Dude, freaking him out and making him run home to take a shower.

http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/5094/iamtheruler25of.gif

~Century0

[Cliff Dude]

Century0, not knowing tht I live 10 feet away from the hill, runs back up the hill and sprays Century0 with "Water"

RULER!

[Why Two Kay]

Cliff Dude, realizing he got water on himself, runs to get a towel...

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal gets distracted while he was trying to post.

"Huh? What? Where Am I? Ohhhhhh! I guess I'm Ruler!"

[Why Two Kay]

Using X-Kal's mental "specialness" to confuse him off the hill..... then builds a fence that X-Kal cant get through.

RULER!

[Century0]

*blows up the fence and walks back up the hill, clicking his heels together and creating a force field over the hill.*

Ruler!

~Century0

[Cliff Dude]

I hack the force field and blocks it with SA.

Ruler...

[X-Kal]

I neutralize your SA with my AT field, then initiate third impact on top of the hill, wiping everyone out, except for me.

Ruler!

[Shawchert]

finds the best time to jump in and shoves X kal off the hill, since he knocked everyone to the bottom already MWAHAHAHHAHA

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

format hill:
create WhyTwoKay.txt
write ('RULER')
exit

[The Lost Faith]

sys: shutdown
y/n: y
result: RULER

[X-Kal]

Cool! A magnet!

*waves*

Ruler!

[Century0]

Cool! A slinky!

*Throws down hill and watches X-Kal run after it*

Ruler.

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Arrrr!! A treasure map!!!

*watches as everybody stares at me thinking WTF*

Silently runs up hill.... RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal sits and plays with his slinky

"Sliiiiinky! Sliiiiiiiiinky!"

Why Two Kay remains to be the ruler.

[The Lost Faith]

takes y2k's slinky, melts it, and throws the scalding metal at his face, forcing him to go to the hospital


RULER

[X-Kal]

Dude, I wasn't even the ruler! Now you die!

*X-Kal murders The Lost Faith and takes over the hill, while mourning the loss of his slinky.

"Sliiiinky.... sliiiiiinky..." ;(

Ruler... :-(

[The Lost Faith]

Comes back to haunt x-kal off the hill with his dead slinky.

Scares x-kal away and becomes the new ruler

RULER

~The Lost Faith~

[Century0]

*calls the GhostBusters and they trap The Lost Faith in a toaster, forever cursing him to live in exile never able to Rule the Hill again.*

*Throws X-Kal a new slinky.* Help me in my quest for domination!

Ruler

~Century0

[X-Kal]

Ooh sweet! Sure thing!

Century0 is the ruler!

*Sliiiiiiinky! Sliiiiiiiinky!*

[Why Two Kay]

Picks up all slinkies, no matter who they belong to, and throws them into a pit of never ending doom. X-Kal quickly follows, and it sent into the pits of hell.

Everybody else attends his funeral, except one....Why Two Kay.




RULER!

[X-Kal]

...because Why Two Kay is dead.

*X-Kal kills Why Two Kay, then commits Seppuku. He then kills Why Two Kay again, committing Seppuku again. He then kills Why Two Kay a third time, then fetches all the slinkies around, as he's still in hell. He then retrieves his "Card of Religion" which reads "Good for one redemption" and redeems it... for redemtion :roll:

*X-Kal then properly hides all the slinkies so that NOBODY, especially Why Two Kay, can find them. He then takes place as ruler of the hill, while secretly playing with his slinkies in his free time.

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Finds slinkies, panic ensues.

RULER

[Century0]

*drops a nuclear 'you can't come back bitch' card on Y2K, killing him forever.*

*hands X-Kal another slinky that doubles as a 2 way radio*

Ruler

~Century0

[The Lost Faith]

gives century0 a taste of his own medicine


takes the slinky


RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal explodes the fake slinkies Why Two Kay and The Lost Faith have, killing them both forever... again.

Ooooh sweet, I like this radio slinky!

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Slinkies are delcared illegal in the United State of Texas and Baja Canada as well as everywhere but Antarctica, which sank cause off overbreeding of Polar Bears and Penguins. Distrbed greatly, X-Kal hides under his bed.

RULER

[X-Kal]

Actually, Antarctica was destoyed as a result of Second Impact :razz:

*X-Kal becomes the "Ruler!" due to technicalities.

[The Lost Faith]

the technicalities weren't technical enough to stop me from overtechnifiying myself


RULER

[Why Two Kay]

I am the Technical God

RULER

[Why Two Kay]

I paitently wait around for 4.5 hours, nobody shows up.

*looks aimlessly around*


Still Ruler

[X-Kal]

That technically doesn't work.

Ruler!

[RadarListener]

*declares all logic futile*

RULER!

[Why Two Kay]

Proves you wrong using Logic

RULER 2.0

[The Lost Faith]

updates system to logic 2.1


RULER 3.1

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal sets another magnet to the system, walks away from the bloody computer and sits on the actual hill.

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Controls the weather with his psychic powers

Blows wind.... X-Kal flys off and lands in Canada

RULER

[Shawchert]

*fastforwards time to 3000 where everyone grows old and dies but her because she is immortal*

RULER!!

[Cliff Dude]

I teleport in with a laser gun to blow a hole in you guts!

RULER 5.4

[Why Two Kay]

Suddenly god creates a flood, and a fire, and a hurricane, and a giant earthquaque, and the entire world is destroyed. 10 seconds later he makes a new one, so we are back where we started. With a simple dirt hill. Of which I am the...

*RULER*

[X-Kal]

"I don't know about you, but I intend to live forever"

Ruler!

(Identify the source of that quote for a prize)

[Why Two Kay]

"I dont give a crap about prizes"

RULER

[Shawchert]

the hill is the prize and i got it !! *gives why two kay a nagging mother*

RULER!

[Cliff Dude]

*I go to X-Kal's room and looks around. I find a box labeled "prizes". Then I use the prize to knock Shawchert off the hill*

Ruler!

[Century0]

*pulls out a machine gun and shoots down Cliff Dude.*

Ruler!

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Smacks Century with a large pizza-paddle.


Rulez0r.

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal throws whirled peas at everyone, watching them run from the hill.

"Pray for whirled peas!!!!!"

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

$Peas != 'Good'
$X-Kal != 'Ruler'
if ($Why Two Kay = 'Ruler') {
echo('RULER!')
}
else {
echo('No Ruler?')
}

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

$Why Two Kay != 'Ruler'
$X-Kal = 'Ruler'
if ($X-Kal = 'Bored'') {
echo('Ruler!')
}

Ruler!

[Century0]

mIRC coding time:

on *:POST:*:*:{
if ($nick != Century0) {
ban -k #Hill $nick 2 Haha, I'm the ruler bitch
msg #hill Century0 has raped the hill again
}
}

--#Hill Logs--
X-Kal has been banned by Century0 (Haha, I'm the ruler bitch)
(Century0) Century0 has raped the hill again
--End #Hill Logs--

Ruler

~Century0

[RadarListener]

DEAR GOD NO!

*throws two coding for dummies books, one at X-Kal (use of = where should used ==) and one at Century0 for resorting to mIRC*

Roooooooooooler.

Ruler.

[Why Two Kay]

Stares at Radar, wondering what these 'books' are exactly.
Radar gets creeped out and throws him off the hill, landming in a pile of penguins.


RULER!

[The Lost Faith]

slays the penguins, and slaps why two kay off the hill with a dead-penguin leg


RULER

[Why Two Kay]

Hacks into the hill and adds ruler exploit.

RULER

[X-Kal]

Anyone who slays penguins should be dragged into the street and... have a stern talking to.

*me tortures The Lost Faith, then throws him at Why Two Kay. Both fall off the hill, into a pit filled with poisoned spikes and a lava dragon.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*throws X-Kal another slinky*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

Drat, I need to keep quiet with my weaknesses!

*X-Kal plays with the slinky, leaving Century0 in charge.

[Century0]

*promotes X-Kal to 5 star general of the Hill Army*

And still ruler of the hill,
Century0!

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

So it shall be written so it shall be...


RULER!

[X-Kal]

There is not much out there that beats the bond between a daimyo and his retainer samurai.

*X-Kal beheads Why Two Kay and returns the hill to his daimyo's control.

Century0 is ruler!

*X-Kal goes on and plays with his slinky abit more.

[Shawchert]

*destroys the hill*

... oops

Ruler of nada :O

[X-Kal]

That's okay, I've got my slinky!

*X-Kal plays with his slinky some more, then gets out a shovel and rebuilds the hill.

Ruler!

[Why Two Kay]

Slinkies are t3h suxxxx, the n00bs pwnz0r you.

X-Kay does not understand 1337, so he runs away mumbling to himself.

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal watches, still standing from the hill as Why Two Kay is carted off to a mental ward.

pwn'd!

r00l3r11111oneone111one1oneone111one1

[Shawchert]

starts talking computer talk

1100011000100011011000001011

.... has no effect on x kal

*steals X kals slinky*

RULER!

[The Lost Faith]

*steals the slinky back*

ULTIMATE RULER~


~The Lost Faith~

[Century0]

*slaps his leg and the slinky blows up, taking The Lost Faith with it.*

*throws X-Kal a new slinky*

Ruler!

~Century0

[Cliff Dude]

Visual Basic!
Public Class
Private Sub Century0_Ruler
Century0.close
End Sub
Private Sub Cliff Dude_Ruler
Cliff_Dude.show
End Sub

[X-Kal]

*x-Kal throws the slinky at Cliff Dude's head at 16,245 kmph, causing his premature death. X-Kal then retrieves the still-intact slinky, steals his other slinky back from The Lost Faith (also amazingly intact, which he hides along with his other unfindable slinkies), then resumes his post at the top of the hill.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*pokes X-Kal repeatedly until he agrees to hand over the hill and go back to being a general.*

Ruler.

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

*hacks the hill*

RULER1

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal patches the hill and bans Why Two Kay. He then plays with his slinky and lets Century0 have the hill back.

[Century0]

And let it be heard that on November 15th, 2005 at 4:16PM, Century0 was still the hill ruler...with X-Kal playing with a slinky beside him.

~Century0

[X-Kal]

Let it be known that it took you 24 minutes to post that :razz:

[Why Two Kay]

Let it be known that....

I AM THE RULER!!!

(You set yourself up for that)

[X-Kal]

"Why Two Kay! Why Two Kay! Wake up!"

*X-Kal nudges Why Two Kay repeatedly*

"You were sleeping again! Don't you see, Century0 still rules the hill!"

[The Lost Faith]

knocks them both back unconcious


RULER

[Century0]

*wakes up and takes a piss on The Lost Faith's head, requiring him to take a shower.*

Ruler.

~Century0

[The Lost Faith]

Takes a shower, and drowns century0

RULER

[Why Two Kay]

I blow up the shower

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal installs a bathroom at the foot of the hill.

Shaddup and use that one instead :roll:

Ruler!

[Century0]

*pokes X-Kal and he becomes Century0's general again*

Ruler!

~Century0

[The Lost Faith]

becomes napoleon, overthrowing all other authority


RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal redefines authority altogether, climbing to the top of the hill.

Facilitator!

[The Lost Faith]

inflicts Hundred Days Act


RULER

[Century0]

*shoots Faith in the butt.*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal sits on the hill.

General!

[The Lost Faith]

puts his cigarette out on x-kal's face, causing him to go screaming down the hill where he falls to his ultimate death


RULEr

[Cliff Dude]

I drop an atomic bomb on the hill, leveling it.
*Walks in with radiation proof suit*

Ruler of the plains!

[The Lost Faith]

the cigarette has made my lungs immune to your biological chemicals


smacks you with his chain


RULER

[Why Two Kay]

Its late so,

I RULE YOU ALL!

[The Lost Faith]

my hangover isn't as bad as I thought it would be


RULER

[Century0]

*throws a naked woman down the hill and watches everyone but X-Kal run after it*

Ah, I have trained you well my general...

Ruler!

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Comes back up hill, notices that nobody is there, as even Century wanted that woman...

Leaves me as RULER

[Century0]

*points to The Lost Faith's gay porn and Why Two Kay falls off the cliff in disbelief*

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

Comes back up hill, notices that nobody is there, as even Century wanted that woman...

Leaves me as RULER

Nah, I was still there the whole way through - you were just on the wrong hill.

General!

[Century0]

And so it be said, samurais own...

Still ruler and eternal god...

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Where has the hill gone to?!!?

*all run away*

RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal pulls off Why Two Kay's VR helm, revealing Century0 and X-Kal still at the hill.

Nice try!

General!

[Century0]

*watches God take a piss over the hill, as X-Kal and Century0 pull out umbrellas....*

Ruler...still!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal also gets out the soap and takes a bath from all that... ewwwwww...

[Why Two Kay]

You're Outdated!


RULER 3.0

[Cliff Dude]

No, you're outdated!
Remember in my other post?

RULER 5.4

[X-Kal]

No, you're outdated!

Samurai Vista!

And you know what that means.... ;)

[Cliff Dude]

I walk up and smack X-Kal with the 256MB ATI RADEON 9250 PCI VIDEO CARD I just got.

[X-Kal]

That's nice.

Still samurai!

[Why Two Kay]

OWNED!

Samuri erm RULER Vista Ultimate Edition®©™

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal scratches his head

I wonder how long it'll take you to realize that century's still the ruler.

[Century0]

*enjoys another nice long shower while X-Kal guards the hill*

Still ruler...

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Punches X-Kal in the face
Walks in on Century in the shower, he, being embarassed, runs for cover and falls into a neverending pit of endless doom, not suitable for small and breakable puppies.

RULER™®©

[The Lost Faith]

y2k stands over the pit and watches x-kal fall into an endless oblivion

*PUSH


RULER

[Why Two Kay]

Lands on a trampoline and comes back up. Last Faith is amazed and immedietly thinks y2k is a god.

RULER

[The Lost Faith]

TLF is a humanist, therefore believes in no god, nor a supreme being


STILL RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal initiates third impact, annihilating everyone on the planet. He then revives himself and Century0, taking complete control over the hill.

[The Lost Faith]

was taking a shit, and was uneffected by the waves of energy thanks to force-field of rotten stench

thenrealizes that you can't revive yourself, therefore x-kal is still dead


RULER

[Century0]

*watches a blinding white light erupts and he lands back on earth with a sniper rifle*

*aims for The Lost Faith*

*pulls trigger*

<FPS Doug> BOOM! HEADSHOT!

*teleports to the hill*

Ruler.

~Century0

[Cliff Dude]

I come back from anoter planet with a laser gun.

Ruler?
Ruler!

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal eats the hill.

Ruler!

[The Lost Faith]

x-kal dies from choking on a plant root


RULER

[X-Kal]

Nooooo, not root beer! :lol:

*X-Kal "pushes up daisies" underneath TLF, causing him to tumble off the hill.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*gives X-kal a high five and he hands over the hill*

Ah, good to see your still loyal.

*Ruler

~Century0

[Why Two Kay]

Calls in "Leeroy..... Jennnnnkinnnnssssss"

Everybody "LOL" and "ROFL" and cant keep control.


RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal comes running in with an RSS tester.

RULER!

[Century0]

*Takes the throne from X-Kal

Ruler!

~Century0

[The Lost Faith]

*Bitch slaps Century0, isolating him from the rest of the world*



Century0's RULER

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal nukes TLF and watches him fly off the map.

Heh.

[Large Duck]

*LargeDuck pulls down his pants to reveal a MANGINA*


man with vagina is automatically...................

RULER!

[Century0]

*farts and watches LargeDuck run away for air freshener*

Ruler along with X-Kal as general ;-)

~Century0

[The Lost Faith]

*puts on his gasmask and bitch-slaps century0 again, reminding him of who his master is*


RULER


~The Lost Faith~

[X-Kal]

Whoa! Let's not be naming genetalia here!

*X-Kal sends Large Duck and The Lost Faith (to keep Large Duck company) to detention, for five years!

General! You know what that means! ;)

[RadarListener]

Double post hax!

[The Lost Faith]

*loads up the time machine to five years from now*

you're all dead because of an atomic explosion

RULER

[X-Kal]

Not me, 'cause I mentioned having roach DNA in me to protect me from that sort of stuff :razz:

And before you turn the lights on to make me scatter, I didn't take the whole sequence, so I only gained that one trait :roll:

*X-Kal pokes Century0 repeatedly, until both stroll up the hill and resume rule over it.

[Century0]

*laughs as he rises from the depths of hell back to Earth...*

Still legend and ruler...I think o-o

~Century0

[YayItsMe]

Walks on scene, others run in fear.

Ruler

[X-Kal]

* X-Kal presses a remote control button, which activates the trap panel. The panel springs out, launching YayItsMe into the ocean.

Ruler!

[Cliff Dude]

*throws x-kal down hill*
RULER!!!

[X-Kal]

* X-Kal, noticing how uncreative this thread is getting, button-mashes until Cliff Dude falls to X-Kal's n00bishness.

Muah! Take that! Ruler!

[Shawchert]

i take it from you now because you arerarely on MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cliff Dude]

*Throws a handheld H-Bomb at hill*
*Puts radiation-proof suit on*
RULER!!

[Shawchert]

*comes back to life and scares the shit outta everyone so the run away*

MINE!!! I'm RULER!! Hahahaha

[Cliff Dude]

Shawchert dies from the radiation fallout

Ruler!

[Shawchert]

hehe her tiger gets revenge for her death

Ruler!

[|Wiz|]

Shawchert dies of dehydration in the extreme in-between time between posts.

Ruler!

[The_Zeroorez]

*Gives |Wiz| a slapshot with his hockey stick, which causes Wiz to fall down the mountain

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

* X-Kal thwacks The_Zeroorez with his ModStick™ and claims the hill.

[The_Zeroorez]

*Steals X-Kal's ModStick™, stabs X-Kal with it, and claims the hill.

The Modstick now is GPL.

I've been wondering for some time who the guy on your picture is. Now I know it's you.

Radar uses his leet moderator skills and claims the hill from The_Zeroorez!

[Shawchert]

*finds the admin stick and beats zero with it*

Ruler!

[|Wiz|]

|Wiz| eats some pie, then displaces the hill to be under him with pie power.

Shawchert falls into the ocean.

Ruler!

[bobL]

bobL gets wasted to give RaderListener banning powers.

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

bobL watches in horror as he discovers that he lost free will. He then says "Yes, master" and walks from the hill, granting it back to X-Kal. He also returns the BanStick™

[bobL]

Moi smashes hill into thousands of tiny pieces and dumps the sediment in the ocean, along with X-Kal.

Half-Ruler!

[Shawchert]

*drinks all the water and sits on the newly formed hill

ruler!!!

[|Wiz|]

Shawchert drank too much water, and she explodes. I walk up the hill she took so much effort to create. Muahahaha. Ha. Ha. Anyways,

Ruler!

[bobL]

Moi beats |Wiz| until he dies and there is no way of him ever ever coming back, ultimately banishing him from the hill.

Ruler!

[|Wiz|]

I cite the not new rules, and claim my hill back.

Ruler!

[bobL]

I cite X-Kal to delete the fifth rule, so we can therefore banish |Wiz|, and then gets the robber to chase |Wiz| off with the metal baseball bat.

RUUULLLARRRHHHH!

[|Wiz|]

The robber with the metal baseball bat, after beating me senseless and stealing all my cookies (NOOOOOOO!!! MY COOKIES!!!) comes back and beats bobL senseless and steals his pie (yay!). bobL chases the robber to try to get the pie back, but the robber leaps into the ocean, and bobL can't breathe underwater. Also, bobL is disoriented, and can't find his way back to the hill.

Ruler!

[X-Kal]

X-Kal brings forth an old favourite thread of his. He then produces a measuring stick and one very bad pun.

Ruler!

[Beardie27]

Since i have a Beard, it makes me superior to all other humans, so that must, wait let me think.....,yes that was it!,

RULER!!!!!!

[X-Kal]

Oh really? *X-Kal chases Beardie27 off the hill with an electric razor.

Muah! Ruler!!!

[Century0]

*Century0 suddenly makes it rain, electrocuting X-Kal.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Jon]

Scares Century0 with a bad joke.

Ruler

[Century0]

*Century0 pulls out a M16 and shoots Jon in the ankle.

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal pulls out a Hello Kitty AR-15 Assault Rifle (http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/17/hello-kitty-ar-15-assault-rifle-makes-you-wish-it-was-photoshopp/) and takes the hill without needing to fire a single shot.

Hmm... I wonder, am I at 2000 posts yet? I hope so!

Oh, right. Ruler!

[Beardie27]

Unlucky for X-Kal whilst you were looking for Kittens to kill, you got stabbed in the back by a knife. By Me.

I am Ruler!!!

[Century0]

*Century0 crawls up the hill in a prone position, pulling Bear's legs out from underneath him and tossing him off the hill.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Beardie27]

Century0 Fails at getting rid of Beardie27 off hill, becuase he got rid of that annoying bear up there.

I am Still Ruler!

[Century0]

*Century0 straps on his combat boots and kicks Beardie27 square in the ass til he falls off the hill.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Jon]

Jon ties Century0 laces together, gives him a gentle nudge. And gravity does the rest.

Ruler!

[Century0]

Jon realizes that he has tied his own shoe laces together instead of Century0's, seeing as Century0 does not have laces.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Jon]

Century0 forgot to give Jon a gentle nudge!!! Giving him time to untie his laces! Jon watches Century0 fly down the hill after receiving a Glasgow kiss :]

Ruler!

[Century0]

*Century0 shoves a bagpipe up Jon's scottish ass, and gives him a swift kick, sending him flying down the hill.

Ruler!

~Century0

[Jon]

HaHaHa classic. Jon whacks Century0 over the head with a shit coverd bagpipe and then throws it down on top of him.

Ruler

[Century0]

*Century0 unsheathes a shruiken, taking it and throwing at Jon with such speed he falls off the hill in fear. Century0 climbs back up and claims Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

X-Kal makes a vorpal post.

Ruler!

[Century0]

*Century0 beats X-Kal with a Alice in Wonderland book, until he passes out.

Ruler!

~Century0

[X-Kal]

*X-Kal apparently lays claim to an alternate hill, enlisting the help of walking, talking playing cards to join his army in defense of said alternate hill. There's something of a tea party and an occasional un-birthday in there, too!

[Jon]

X-Kal didnt claim to be the ruler of his newly discovered hill. So Jon claims it.

Ruler :P